The Locker Room > Mike & Mike: Watch a Cow Take a Dump While Greeny Milks It Mike & Mike: Watch a Cow Take a Dump While Greeny Milks It Posted on 4/9/2014 2:53:00 PM ESPN Mike & Mike had an interesting time this morning (April 9) as Greeny had to pay off his NCAA tournament bracket wager to Golic. Somehow Greeny ended up milking a cow and the video was glorious. Greeny shared an intimate moment with the show's guest of honor, a cow named Vanessa. The smaller Mike hesitantly approached Vanessa as he prepared to retrieve some dairy goodness from her. Things were going relatively well for the New York City native until Vanessa decided to relieve herself. As Golic mentions in the video below, it wasn't No. 1. Poor Greeny was the recipient of a cow poop bomb.